Thursday, September 2, 2010

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Short ausm Cinema: Salt (3 / 10) / The Legend of Aang 3D (5 / 10)

Because I have seen sloppy after the penultimate film is a little bit, this time there's a blatant double feature. Has the movies but also availed nothing. But what will you do? The September movie starts the way, I submit for next week.



Salt (3 / 10)
cucumbers, just like the Tomb Raider movies Angelina Jolie could still somehow make reasonably tolerable weil. .. well, because they stop Angelina Jolie was the hot sections. In Salt Angelina is no longer so hot, but somehow ... blond. And ugly. Well, not really ugly, but stop it already angehässlicht. In any case, this means that we as viewers something more to the story focused on what is the absolute death knell for Salt. Because the story is just one thing: stupid. And still more implausible, illogical and somewhat uninteresting. Better to have 10x Tomb Raider.

The facts: Salt / Action Thriller / Director: Phillip Noyce / Angelina Jolie (as Evelyn Salt), Liev Schreiber (as Ted Winter), Chiwetel Ejiofor (as Peabody), August Diehl (as Michael Krause)



The Last Airbender 3D (5 / 10)
with other actors and other director would be the Legend of Aang probably a really really good institute. The story is interesting to see the effects of extremely well and everything could be so beautiful. Unfortunately, pretty much all the main roles with any hollow pears and milk faces were miscast, that this so incredibly stupid dialogues need to give of himself, that from the foreign ashamed hardly comes out. Just do not claim, it might as well sit and watch children. Somehow Aang but then still okay, because containing the taming of the elements is so great. But be warned: The film is designed in two parts, and ends at about half the story. And could slow the damn movie studios to stop really well again with having to bring out every damn Kackfurz in 3D! It sucks!

The facts: The Last Airbender / 3D / Fantasy Director: M. Night Shyamalan / Ringer with Noah (as Aang) Dev Patel (as Zuko), Nicola Peltz (as Katara), Jackson Rathbone (as Sokka)

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